Actual Letters From Actual Witches

[jcr4runner]

Date: Sat, 23 Sep 2006 13:10:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: Allen Dunkin <adunkin@prodigy.net>
Subject: Disinformation!
To: jrogers@forerunner.com

Sir,

Wow!!! You are so full HATE, and disinformation. I am a Witch. You do not know anything about my Religion. If you did you would not make such hateful and uniformed statements. Child Sacrifice ... REALLY??? That is nothing but a Misinformed INSULT.

Does Jesus know what you are up too??? Would he be impressed, or do you think he would tell you to mind your own business?

This is America. There is something called "Freedom of Religion." Ever hear of it? If Religions can not get along, then this country is doomed. And it is the fault of people like you.

In Darkness & Light,
Allen Dunkin,
High Priest,
OC Coven

[LastDayRapturist]

"In Darkness & Light," ? ROFL. What fellowship has darkness with light? The LORD of heaven and earth rebuke you! May your end be according to your deeds.

I do know that Jesus knows what YOU are doing, and while I doubt you and other Wiccans are sacrificing children, since you're primarily a nature-worshipping religion, I still know you're using spells and incantation and other such things which offend the holiness of the living God. You worship other gods. You defile your bodies in fornication with other members of the coven.

You and your ilk are not off the hook by a long run.

[Morlech666]

LastDayRapurist, you are stupid. Wiccans are not spellcasters!! They are archers, and thats why they suck! You obviously do not know anything about WoW. You must know everything about your enemy, only then can you destroy them with your HUGE Spirit Sword. Also, Wiccans do not eat fornications! They eat roots and mushrooms, last week I smothered them with laxatives, HA! That showed those stinking rotten Wiccans to mess with us Morlechs!! Morlechs are the only race awesome enough to digest fornications! And what the hell does ROFL mean?!?! Run Over my Face Longer?! AHAHAHA, what a loser.

Sincerely
Morlech Lord

P.S. I like my fornications with some salt and pepper. Plus Goat Milk!

[LastDayRapturist]

I have a friend or two in the Craft. They're not child killers. They don't worship Satan. They don't even believe in Satan (not that that makes a difference, just makes them easier to deceive). As people go, they're not "bad people" in the human sense. But God sees things differently. And some witches do go skyclad at their meetings. If enough folks stand around without clothes on long enough, nature will take its course.

I wasn't talking about WoW the video game. I'm talking about real life there Morlech.

As for witchcraft and abortion being under the same heading, I'm not sure why that was done. I know more plain ordinary people who'd get or pay for an aborticide than Wiccans. Wiccans regard life sacred.